∅ · MMXXVI
The shortest honest terms you will read this year.
- § 01
1. What this is
This site is a parody / novelty piece. It sells nothing and it takes no payments. You can claim a novelty digital certificate and, apart from that, literally nothing. The certificate is the entire thing.
- § 02
2. Price and delivery
There is no price. Delivery is instant and digital: a certificate you download on the confirmation page, plus a copy by email if you left an address. Consumer law about sales, refunds and withdrawal rights does not apply here, because nothing is sold.
- § 03
3. Donations
Donations are voluntary gifts, not purchases. They are handled entirely by an external donation platform under its own terms. A donation buys nothing, unlocks nothing and entitles you to nothing, which is consistent with the rest of the site. Donations are not refundable by us, because we never receive them; ask the platform.
- § 04
4. The Wall of Nothing
Claiming a nothing publishes nothing about you. The Wall lists people who donated on Ko-fi and chose to make the donation public there, with the message they left. Names or messages that are offensive, impersonating, or otherwise unpleasant are held or removed. The void has standards. Anyone listed can be removed immediately on request.
- § 05
5. Warranty
Nothing Premium includes a lifetime warranty on nothing. In the unlikely event that your nothing stops working, it will be replaced with identical nothing, free of charge. Given that everything here is free, this promise is unusually easy to keep.
- § 06
6. Who runs this
Nothing MC, Italy. A personal art project, not a registered company. Write to ceo@shoppingnothing.com.