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For the person who has everything.
The world's most honest store. Nothing was always the product. Now it is also free.
Free. Instant. Obviously.
- 100% authentic nothing
- No payment, no account, no product
- Carbon neutral (there's nothing to ship)
The manifesto
The only one
There used to be five tiers of the same nothing. We kept the best one and stopped charging for it.
Edition 1 of ∞
Nothing
Everything the five tiers had. Now one. Now free.
Free
Limit: none. Price: none. Product: none.
- Official Certificate of Nothing, Gold Edition, print-ready PDF
- A unique serial number, numbered 1 of ∞
- Your name, printed right next to nothing
- A dedication line, for gifting nothing
- The "Certified Extra Empty" seal
- An unboxing: a box, a bow, nothing inside
- A personal letter from the Founder of Nothing (leave an email)
- A 4K wallpaper of nothing (it's blank; we're consistent)
Verified reviews
“I ordered nothing for my husband, who has everything. He was speechless. Finally.”
“Fastest delivery of my life. There was nothing to ship.”
“It arrived as if time itself had stopped. Yare yare daze.”
“I ordered nothing for my husband, who has everything. He was speechless. Finally.”
“Fastest delivery of my life. There was nothing to ship.”
“It arrived as if time itself had stopped. Yare yare daze.”
Entirely optional
If this made you laugh
Nothing is free and stays free. If the joke was worth something to you, you can leave a tip on Ko-fi. It buys no extra nothing and no certificate. If you make it public there, your name and your message go on the Wall of Nothing.
The certificate is free either way. Donating privately keeps you off the Wall.
Questions
Nothing. Plus a certificate proving it: here at Buy Nothing, we believe in documentation.
Limited stock: unlimited
Join the select group of people who saw nothing and took it anyway.